alexaloraetheris:

buttpoems:

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This post just kicked me in my teeth

neshamama:

wish we had more internal organ emojis

frawgs:

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

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manywinged:

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to “if the ocean doesn’t like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and never let you go. good luck 👍”

coffeeworldsasaki:

coffeeworldsasaki:

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This will not be a mess at all uh

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cathkaesque:

thegraftedbranch:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

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And it slapped

  • me on a date: tell me your thoughts on 2014 tumblr them: oh that place? lol that was so cringe I- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go
  • secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT! me: no government agent: say 2014 tumblr was cringe and the new culture is better! me: *spits blood at the agent’s feet* fuck you
  • “[whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about]” I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • because 2014 tumblr had the best snemes (snake snail memes)
  • none of you denying it now would survive the Skeleton War
  • Beautiful Internet Era Too Good For This World, Too Pure
  • girls don’t want boys, girls want a return to actually wholesome memes
  • when I die I want 2020s tumblr to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time
  • I will climb 90-post-per-day blog archives to find 2014 tumblr content. I crave that mineral
  • this post is the real last meme of 2014
  • “average site spawns 3 iconic memes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average site spawns 0 iconic memes per year. 2014 tumblr, which lived outside Plato’s cave & spawned over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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temporalschism:

spacesweepers:

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction

@nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

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